I Aspire To Have An Original Thought... One Day

24 | He/Him | Masc Trans NB | Certified Dumbass | Supposedly an Adult


Me handling incredibly hot food I can barely hold: you know where a good place for this food to go is? My mouth!

naiad commented:

I just read a story a couple months ago about a wedding planner who died because he took a bite of something too hot and instead of spitting it out he just swallowed it and it burned a hole through his throat!

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crownedwithwisteria commented:

I've done that same thing so many times I can feel my mouth stinging in sympathy

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