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star-rice(he/him)
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HAHHAH OKAY SO I was driving home on a parkway and came up on a cop which, on its own is just "ughghg time to be anxious about the speed limit" bs. Since I passed him at a changing light, he ended up behind me. I was plodding along, but suddenly he speeds up (worrying) then gets behind me (terrifying) and then proceeds to DRIVE UP ONTO THE GRASS MEDIAN, TURN ON HIS LIGHTS AND FUCK OFF THE OTHER DIRECTION.

Fucking wild stuff these idiots do.


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