I Aspire To Have An Original Thought... One Day

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I love living in a place where they have a window to stare out of and to enjoy the breeze. They always look so happy and content.

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I love these two so much.

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"I didn't even notice the background cat for a second c:"

Yeah, Frank leaves all the lazy, hour long cuddles to Megan who will velcro herself to you for as long as you let her.

Frank takes a more aggressive approach and will demand to be held and coddled when you're just standing around or sitting somewhere actively doing things. But she does still enjoy hanging out. Just not on top of you (until she's very suddenly on top of you). Megan at least asks if you want to be smothered.


She's happy to have me back at my desk.

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Spent nearly 2 full days away from the house. Got home 30 minutes ago and I gotta leave in five and I'm desperately trying to convince my cats I still love them before I disappear for another 8-9 hours :((((

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She sits so weird!!! Weird baby! Look at her! Noodle spine child!

More of my child sitting like an idiot.

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Look who came to bother the shit out of me while I got ready for a shower.

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Also yes, she's an incredibly loud baby who loves the bridge of her nose scratched?????? Look. I don't get it either.

Look who came to bother the shit out of me while I got ready for a shower.

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Lol I call my cats "buddy" all the time xD I've always wanted to have a little dog with a very human name though like Arthur or something I just think it'd be so adorable

I don't utilize the hilarity of people names for my cats as well as one should when you have people names for your pets. "Bro", "bud", "dude", "babe", "honey"/"honeybunches", "sweetheart", "child", "kiddo", "asshole", "motherfucker", "dickhead" are all things I lovingly call my children. As for nicknames, I think Meg has the lions share. Frankie generally only has Frank and Franks-badanks. Megan's got Meg, Megmeg, Meggers, Megarino, and, my favorite: Fatticus Prime.

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Housemate is crowd funding mushrooms again and I'm extremely excited bc #1 - hnnnng psychedelics but also #2 - watching the growth process of mushrooms is legit so fucking cool and interesting.

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Ooooh that sounds like a fun sensory wonderland. I feel like I'd be drawn in by the silky gooey texture and then giggle nonstop at how it feels dried.

God my shroom trips are always so wholesome. My cats are great for it, Megan specifically. She babysits you and you look into her eyes and you can tell she just "gets it". One very vivid memory I have is looking at Megan and she legit looked like a taxidermied animal. You know how they don't look quite right? Like each hair is too distinct for them to be actually alive? That's what she looked like (and her eyes were way too big for her face). So I gently held her head and whispered "you're faaaaaaake" to her. She was happy for the pets. Bedbound high people are a great pleasure of hers bc all we want is a warm fluffy animal to pet anyway. Win win.

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@naiad commented: "LOL that's amazing. I swear cats know when you're high and they're totally into it. I also love that you have a cat named Megan xD Animals with people names are so great!"

Hard agree on all accounts. When you're high they know whats up and they definately are more intelligent than you and you count yourself so lucky that you can trust them.

Also people names for cats feel so much better? Idk, maybe thats just me, but this is also coming from the guy who will casually call their cats "dude" and "babe" to their faces.

Might put in the effort of making a compilation of my cat sitting like an idiot.

Here, have a picture of the girls.

So Frank doesn't meow at me when she's hungry like Megan does. Megan will yell at me any time I look at her and it is time to be fed, taking a kind of passive approach to the subject.

Frank on the otherhand, Frank will climb on you and sit on whatever is occupying you other than feeding her. Which is wildly more frustrating because she'll do it right as you sit down too as if to say "Why in the hell did you sit down. You forgot a thing to do! Come on! Don't you dare get preoccupied with something else."

So brb guys, gotta go feed my cat before checking Waterfall, she demandeth.

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The amount of times I've used pillow cases as a lampshade is... honestly worrying. You'd think I'd just buy one at this point (because its always for this one fucking light), but honestly? It makes a weirdly pleasing ambience.

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I've only kept this pillow case because it was a gift from my mother and it is in a very specific color scheme I used to fucking adore (even if I find it attrocious for home decor now). I don't even have a pillow this thing will fit. I'm glad that I kept it and also that it finally has a use.

Caught someone being super cute.

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yo why he sittin like that tho

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What do you mean dude? Cats just sit like that