24 | He/Him | Masc Trans NB | Certified Dumbass | Supposedly an Adult
The amount of times I've used pillow cases as a lampshade is... honestly worrying. You'd think I'd just buy one at this point (because its always for this one fucking light), but honestly? It makes a weirdly pleasing ambience.
I've only kept this pillow case because it was a gift from my mother and it is in a very specific color scheme I used to fucking adore (even if I find it attrocious for home decor now). I don't even have a pillow this thing will fit. I'm glad that I kept it and also that it finally has a use.
This is my patented solution to keeping my idiot child from jumping up on the bird cage while the birds are covered up. Please send good vibes. I need this to work.
She's not only disturbing the birds, but causing their perches to drop (sometimes with the birds on them) and their water to slosh out of it's dish. Not to mention this keeps me up at night. so I'm big hoping two pillow cases are all it takes to disuade her because she's a cat which means you can't exactly tell her no or discipline her. Especially not in he middle of the night or when you're not home.
Kush, my cockatiel: -gets spooked, flies around the room, lands somewhere strange- YELLING. IM YELLING. DONT LIKE.
Me: Please stop. You flew yourself over there, why don't you fly yourself back?
Kush: EVERYTHING IS SCARY AND I DONT LIKE IT AND I AM PARALYZED BY MY INCAPACITY TO SOLVE MY OWN PROBLEMS.
Me: You're not gonna stop until I go pick you, are you?
Kush: NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
The pigeon: -eating literal dirt-