I Aspire To Have An Original Thought... One Day

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I don't wanna get up. Don't wanna go to work. My day off was not long enough >:'(


Me, getting up 2 minutes after I needed to leave the house because I hit snooze about 15 times: Oh yeah we're doing fantastic today.


Hnnnng I'm getting ideas for Skitters and exploring more forms than just galaxy void bird and what he needs to look like him and just..... Pen and paper is not fucking cutting it. I need my desktop for this shit and i don't get off of work for another hour (probably closer to two).


Me@me: come on fucker, you for this n only an hour and a half left and you're done.


Clock: 7:21pm

Me" -becomes occupied with something for 30 minutes-

Clock: 7:34pm

🙃


A customer after being a complete jackass to me: thank you

Me, behind sound-proof, bullet-resistant glass: eat a dick


Violently don't want to go to work


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I love when work is about 15 OSHA violations wrapped into one 10 x 15 foot box disguised as a fuel station.


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Also supremely love raking out an inch or two worth of water with a squeegee to start the day in said box which is consequently humid as fuck due to said water.


I love when work is about 15 OSHA violations wrapped into one 10 x 15 foot box disguised as a fuel station.


Me, rolling around in bed 5 minutes before I need to leave the house. I'm not even dressed: I don't want to go to work.


IF ONE OF MY OLD DUDE REGULARS WHO LOOKS 85 I SWEAR, DRIVES A CONSTRUCTION ORANGE COLORED MUSTANG, WEARS RACER BACK TANK TOPS, IS CONSTANTLY EXERCISING AND I, SWEAR TO GOD, WEARS GLASSES THAT RESEMBLE TRIANGLE SHADES CAN CALL ME SIR AFTER HAVING WATCHED ME TRANSITION VERY GRADUALLY (AND TIP ME, A DUDE WHO JUST WORKS AT A GAS STATION) THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE NO EXCUSE.

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If one of my old dude regulars who looks 85 I swear, drives a construction orange colored mustang, wears racer back tank tops, is constantly exercising and I, swear to god, wears glasses that resemble triangle shades can call me sir after having watched me transition very gradually (and tip me, a dude who just works at a gas station) the rest of you fuckers have no excuse.


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Guess who's a fucking idiot and thought they worked from 4-8 today when they actually where supposed to work 8-4!


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Because i have hilarious 7 hour overlap with my coworker, today has turned into more of the same shit that went on Monday, except or stock isnt exclusively composed of dusty, empty shelves so it's gonna be a billion times easier.


Guess who's a fucking idiot and thought they worked from 4-8 today when they actually where supposed to work 8-4!


First day back and my job is "restock everything!!". Which, is both unsurprising and on par for this place. Pulled 1,140 items (for reference, I usually have to pull about 400, which is still high compared to my coworkers numbers), so needless to say, my feet are a little angry.


I hate feeling like I'm walking around bearing my fangs all the fucking time.


The only thing that keeping me from playing animal crossing through my entire shift at work is the fact that the switch battery isn't infinite and takes a billion years to charge with the current cord I have.


I'm very much stuck between "I can only crochet at work" and "a larger project I want to start is not only big but will require a lot of attention, trial/error and modification, ie something only suitable for home".

I'm big excited to one day soon have a living room with furniture that I would feel comfortable on since my problem presently is that crochetting in bed is a back pain nightmare and crochetting at my computer is both ineffective and uncomfortable (and I usually will only if I have a pattern best accessed from my desktop instead of my phone).

I miss having a chair that would attempt to eat me while I grow more and more absorbed in my project and the furniture.


Looks at clock- sees it's 4 something.

Oh my God it's only been two hours!? That's only 1/4th of my shift holy fuck I'm gonna die. This is hell.

Realizes it's 4:51 - ...

Oh okay good, it's only 1 hour until 6 which means I'm almost halfway through my shift which means I'll make it. Phew, clock really had me going there today.


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Coworker I hate: please try and be as early as possible today! I need to leave as soon as you get here!

Me: looks like I'm clocking in inside and getting the trash before I head to the kiosk then


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And she didn't sweep, she didn't check receipt machines, she left a whole mess behind the register, didn't put a bag in the trash can, did lottery wrong and left coins on the floor. SHE DIDNT FUCKING FACE THE PRODUCT AT ALL????? And ofc if she didn't do that, she most definitely didn't goddamn stock.

I hate her. She's so goddamn lazy. She has no idea how to tidy up a space at all nor the consideration to learn how. Like if I sit on my ass most of the day I at least make sure the bare minimum of my job requires.


Coworker I hate: please try and be as early as possible today! I need to leave as soon as you get here!

Me: looks like I'm clocking in inside and getting the trash before I head to the kiosk then


I really don't wanna go to fuckin work


I wanna DRAW but I know sometime within the next 3 hours I have to leave the house despite not needing to pick anyone up or drop anyone off because I forgot to get a pie for the family christmas gathering yesterday. ughhghhghgh


Im like 90% convinced a rat died in my fucking ceiling/floor/etc bc my closet smell like dead things. And I just. :') I'd like that to not be a thing, thanks.


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