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I don't wanna get up. Don't wanna go to work. My day off was not long enough >:'(


Me, getting up 2 minutes after I needed to leave the house because I hit snooze about 15 times: Oh yeah we're doing fantastic today.


Me@me: come on fucker, you for this n only an hour and a half left and you're done.


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A customer after being a complete jackass to me: thank you

Me, behind sound-proof, bullet-resistant glass: eat a dick


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Man, I wish I had sound proof glass


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The only downside I've ever seen to the glad it's something customers can read lips. Thank fully none of them have every caught a "fuck you" straight to the face because I'm not that wonton with my asshattery.


Clock: 7:21pm

Me" -becomes occupied with something for 30 minutes-

Clock: 7:34pm

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A customer after being a complete jackass to me: thank you

Me, behind sound-proof, bullet-resistant glass: eat a dick


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I love when work is about 15 OSHA violations wrapped into one 10 x 15 foot box disguised as a fuel station.


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Also supremely love raking out an inch or two worth of water with a squeegee to start the day in said box which is consequently humid as fuck due to said water.


I love when work is about 15 OSHA violations wrapped into one 10 x 15 foot box disguised as a fuel station.


Me, rolling around in bed 5 minutes before I need to leave the house. I'm not even dressed: I don't want to go to work.


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Why does my work have the most obscure thermostat on the fucking planet. I'm gonna eat my fucking mask.


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No seriously, if anyone can find the fucking manual for a Trane XR302a (model number TCONT302AS42DA), I'll be forever in your debt.


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Guess who's a fucking idiot and thought they worked from 4-8 today when they actually where supposed to work 8-4!


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Because i have hilarious 7 hour overlap with my coworker, today has turned into more of the same shit that went on Monday, except or stock isnt exclusively composed of dusty, empty shelves so it's gonna be a billion times easier.


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Oops, no it didn't. Thankfully she decided to be super helpful today and pulled the cigarettes, all I had to do was grab them and scan them out (a blessing). But we spent, istg, like 4-5 straight hours talking about how the world is so fucked in about a billion different ways and how we're all dealing with that and it genuinely was an enjoyable conversation and I got to get worked up about how fucked the world is to another soul who was nodding and agreeing the whole time (validating).


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Guess who's a fucking idiot and thought they worked from 4-8 today when they actually where supposed to work 8-4!


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Because i have hilarious 7 hour overlap with my coworker, today has turned into more of the same shit that went on Monday, except or stock isnt exclusively composed of dusty, empty shelves so it's gonna be a billion times easier.


Guess who's a fucking idiot and thought they worked from 4-8 today when they actually where supposed to work 8-4!


First day back and my job is "restock everything!!". Which, is both unsurprising and on par for this place. Pulled 1,140 items (for reference, I usually have to pull about 400, which is still high compared to my coworkers numbers), so needless to say, my feet are a little angry.


Chairs back so now I can crochet without paranoia/anxiety.

Pics of projects to come B)


Looks at clock- sees it's 4 something.

Oh my God it's only been two hours!? That's only 1/4th of my shift holy fuck I'm gonna die. This is hell.

Realizes it's 4:51 - ...

Oh okay good, it's only 1 hour until 6 which means I'm almost halfway through my shift which means I'll make it. Phew, clock really had me going there today.


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Coworker I hate: please try and be as early as possible today! I need to leave as soon as you get here!

Me: looks like I'm clocking in inside and getting the trash before I head to the kiosk then


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And she didn't sweep, she didn't check receipt machines, she left a whole mess behind the register, didn't put a bag in the trash can, did lottery wrong and left coins on the floor. SHE DIDNT FUCKING FACE THE PRODUCT AT ALL????? And ofc if she didn't do that, she most definitely didn't goddamn stock.

I hate her. She's so goddamn lazy. She has no idea how to tidy up a space at all nor the consideration to learn how. Like if I sit on my ass most of the day I at least make sure the bare minimum of my job requires.


Coworker I hate: please try and be as early as possible today! I need to leave as soon as you get here!

Me: looks like I'm clocking in inside and getting the trash before I head to the kiosk then


I really don't wanna go to fuckin work


Man, it's exhausting being the only person who gives a damn.


Things one is not supposed to do: wake up, go to work and put an entire 16oz energy drink on a completely empty stomach.

Things I did today: that


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Could someone theoretically buy a thermostat, take the one off their works wall and put on the new one to freely control the air conditioner for just their shift? Bc I'm thinking that summers gonna suck donkey dicks when it gets here and I'm not down with 72 degrees when it's as hot as Satan's asscrack outside and Im required to spend a solid portion of my day in it.


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@fungus bc those assholes have cooling locked at 72. Also, for reference it's one of these:

Which, I see now that the pins correspond to the wiring on the wall so I'd need a thermostat with the same pin configuration if I wanted to do this (bc I'm not gonna rewire the shit for every time I go on duty).

Ideally I'd get the same make/model so that no one notices and if the AC guy comes back we can just put the old one back on and feign ignornance if he's starts getting wise.

Of which I have like, stories to tell about our maintenance guy. He's such a dick and I think he hates us bc he keeps quoting "company policy” on how he's supposed to configure this thing that no ones ones ever fucking heard of before (not the regional fuel manager, not the store manager, none of the comanagers) and it took our regional manager telling him to unlock parts of it for us to be able to turn the damn thing off from the thermostat (where previously we'd been flipping the goddamn breaker box just so the heater wouldn't kick on at fucking 70 degrees)


Man, it was such a mood boost today to find out that I didn't have to work an 8 hour shift and all I have to do is 5 hours. Like, the combination of having 3 extra hours to be a human and knowing I wont have to dredge through 8 hours alone in a box has been so uplifting.


I love when I have pictures of work schedules that say I'm both opening and midshift and then I'm like 90% sure I close tomorrow.


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